In preparation for Archimonde, I was asked if I knew anyone that could help us. For a moment I was lost, but I knew a strong and independent woman that needed no man and I raced to snapchat to cash in a favor. RuPaul accepted my request and with her guidance taught us strength, grace, and how to sissy our walk back from wipes. After nights of brutal low percent wipes on Archimonde, Ru looked down at us and said “Bitch, you need to get stronger!”. So we did as any collective group of white boys would when yelled at by a beautiful goddess and sheepishly obeyed without question.

Simply put, this tier was amazing. We continued our momentum from Gorefiend and mowed down every single boss up through Mannoroth, where our wills and spirits were put into question. For a second we doubted ourselves, but ended up believing in the us that believes in Pie Chart and downed the penultimate boss of this tier. We rode the hype train for Archimonde and roflstomped phases 1 & 2, but were thoroughly tested in phase 3. Personally, never has a boss demanded such a high level of constant focus for the entire 10 minutes of the encounter. We are exhausted, but we are also victorious.

I'd also like to thank all those that we didn't have room for on the kill. You all contributed heavily to our progression and made this kill possible. A huge shoutout to Di, Thørazine, Valorknight, Dravi, Glucklich, Albimoo, Patty, Ridonc, Shakyra, and Basson.

And of course, a pie chart of Pie Chart through the second half of this tier.